I have been honing my yapping skills for almost my entire life. Send me money and i will send you a video of me putting this skill to work.
Here are some occasions for which you might want to use this service:
- Grandpa Joe is turning 80
- your cousin Loretta is no longer invited to Thanksgiving because of a hateful Facebook rant she went on and you need someone to break the news
- your child graduated middle school
- you have to ask your boyfriend to move out of your apartment
The possibilities are (almost) endless!