the diary

  • Nesting.

    Note: This one gets into some heavier topics like pregnancy loss and emergency surgery. If you’re not in the space for that today, skip this one. W...
  • Sherry in the Piss Missile: Why I Fell in Love with Frasier

    image courtesy of Mouse Powell. I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t have a lot of rich friends. Wait - before I get to rambling, I have to sug...
  • A wink from the Universe?!

    Ok! So I feel great, guys. First off, Ludwig did text back, and we got the apartment. We gave him the money, signed the papers, and it all feels ve...
  • That time I bought (almost) 10,000 records.

    Ok, so it's 2010, and I'm 20 years old. I have just moved to Brooklyn with my only slightly older boyfriend. I'm pretty fresh out of the mental hos...
  • Ludwig, please text me back.

    Ok! Here it is! My website. Fabian gifted me this domain for my birthday years ago when I first joined the band. A very thoughtful and pragmatic gi...